Wake up With Hits

Youth football big hits are awesome. Below is a transcript of how 99% of families react to a hit in youth football.

Here we assume the family's son is playing on D:

Dad: "FUCK YEA, LET's GO!!! WAY TO GO BOY'S!!!"
Mom: "Is that good? Did we win?...GO JIMMY SCORE A TRIPLE!!!"
Sister: *TEXTING* "Oh my god Becky did you see the Facebook pictures of Jenny in a bikini SHE IS SO GROSS"


(cmottram04)

Here is a transcript of how it would go down if this was in the South, or Texas:

Dad: "FUCK YEA, LET's GO!!! WAY TO GO BOY'S!!!"
Mom: "NICE HIT JAKE RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!"
Sister: *TEXTING* "Hey Samantha, did you see the VMA's last night Bieber is sooooo dreamy"