Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Amazing Punt Return

Unreal punt return. The is the most ridiculous punt return I have seen in quite some time. He should of been tackled 8 different times. Amazing return...

Sorry for the lack of posts, just a general lack of effort on my part. Be thankful you were not getting your betting advice from me lately. FRESH WEEK THIS WEEK. Let's make some money


Friday, October 21, 2011

Breaking Vegas Teaser


Three team teaser again this week and if we win this week were talking Cal Ripken Jr type streak. Yacht is the next purchase, park that thing right next to those damn hipster protesters.

Betting with the good teams again this week. Usual suspects Bama, Oklahoma and LSU are not picked this week because of some match ups, players suspended, etc. Might as well pick three new good teams and have 6 teams to roll with going forward.

Don't disappoint me Broncos don't you do it.

Oklahoma State +2.5 vs Missouri

Oklahoma State rolling right now and to stay in the picture the have to continue to win big. With the tease they need to win by a FG. JUSTIN BLACKMON, let's go Cowboys.

Oklahoma State 40 Missouri 26

Air Force vs Boise State -20

I can't watch Boise State blow anybody else out and not get my hand in the pot. Don't let me down here Boise, this should be a roll over game and you and I both know you need the points for that wacky BCS your always left out of.

Boise State 41 Air Force 13

Wisconsin +2 vs Michigan State

Wisconsin is nasty, they can flat out play and right now they are scoring the most points per game in the country. I watched Michigan State play last week against Michigan and they do have a nasty defense. But Wisconsin is too good and Michigan State will not be able to handle Russell Wilson and crew.

Wisconsin 31 Michigan State 18

as always, let's give some love to our picks this week

Monday, October 17, 2011

Trent Richardson #beast

They mention he benches 450lbs and then he does this. Craziest juke I have seen in a while. Dude missed Richardson twice on the same play, had the angle, had the position, did not have the tackle.

PS - 16-0, please someone stop us. Vegas called again, not happy #runningoutofmoney

Friday, October 14, 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Can't Lose Three Team Teaser

(Ryan Broyles, as the kids say, goes HAM)

Well, I hate to harp on the facts here, but we can't lose. I'm not good with numbers but we have not lost yet this year. 13-0, betting the good teams instead of the bad ones. Let's catch three more dubs.


LSU -8 vs Tennessee

LSU is really good and they are rolling teams right now. Tennessee did blow out Montana and Buffalo though, to bad LSU blew out Florida, Oregon and West Virginia. This should be another roll over game for LSU.

LSU 40 Tennessee 15

Alabama -16 vs Mississippi

Trent Richardson and the Tide are beating people badly right now and they give up 7 points per game. Looking for a blowout here.

Alabama 35 Mississippi 7

Oklahoma -26.5 vs Kansas
Kansas is really good at getting blown out, like one of the best in the country at it. They gave up 70 points last weekend to Blackmon and co. Oklahoma has one of the best offenses in the country and this game should be over before it starts.

Oklahoma 58 Kansas 10

Trent Richardson Yikes

Rueben Randle LSU, HS highlights

Friday, October 7, 2011

Three Team Teaser

Vegas is going broke and asking me to stop betting, but I cant do it. To many people count on this blog to pay the bills. Just gotta keep betting on the best teams in the country to win, if that's wrong I don't wanna be poor.

(Let's go Richardson we need ya this weekend)

Three Team 9 Point Teaser

Vanderbilt vs ALABAMA -19.5
Florida vs LSU -4
Oklahoma -1.5 vs Texas

Alright so all of the teams in this teaser this weekend need to win. Bama big an the others small. We are going with the formula that the better teams will win the football game. Florida and Texas are both very good teams. But Bama, Oklahoma and LSU are better. Vanderbilt has not seen a team like Bama yet this year and I am looking for a blowout.

Gotta be a little tapped to play this game

Gotta show love for all the teams your betting on...Let's go Tigers

Monday, October 3, 2011

Monday Vid's

If your betting with 2ndnShort, you rich. Plain and simple. We have hit 11 bets in a row and we are perfect on the season. If you not on board yet then hop on because seats are filling up

2 Points the hard way

Another high school football brawl (must watch 38-44 seconds)

Paging @thefluxcapcitor #podcast

Friday, September 30, 2011

Your Welcome: Three Team Tease

(Tavon Austin, is super fast)

College football Saturday is one day away, and if your smart your waiting for us to pick our three team teaser so you can get sloppy at the local dive bar.

This week we are going to stick with our guns and bet on the big name teams. We've got one of our horses against Florida and the two other playing Bowling Green and Kentucky. Let's break it down.

WVU -9 Bama +6 LSU -19.5

Bowling Green vs West Virginia

I had a prof in college who went to Bowling Green, he talked about the school all the time and never once mentioned their football program. BG is playing some good football this year but WVU and their offense is on another level. With the tease I need WVU to win by 10. Geno Smith and WVU average 380 yards passing per game, AIR IT OUT.

WVU 35 Bowling Green 21

Kentucky vs LSU

LSU is our go to team right now, they are one of the best defensive teams in the country and have a vet QB. Kentucky is pretty bad this year, and they got hammered 48-10 last week by Florida. LSU is better then Florida.

LSU 39 Kentucky 7

Alabama vs Florida

This is a huge game as #3 Bama travels to #12 Florida. Both teams are really good this year and this game is going to be crazy. Trent Richardson and Marquis Maze will look to carry Bama while Chris Rainey and Jeff Demps will have the pressure on them for the Gators. I look for this game to be close the whole way. Bama gives up 8 PPG and Florida 9 PPG, yikes.

Bama 21 Florida 16

Monday, September 26, 2011

Getting Money

Went 3-0 this weekend and we are 8-0 on the season. Vegas called me and told me to stop #notachance. More to come later in the week.


Thursday, September 22, 2011


First podcast of the season is below, it's a bit rough around the edges but gets the job done. Hoping to get another up tomorrow that will be a little more entertaining. This podcast will give you my three team teaser for this week, and win you millions. Your just being greedy if you want more then that.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


I came across some pretty sweet videos this week. We've got a hit ,a crazy punt return and a brawl. Pretty well rounded if you ask me.

Below is Tyson Giza lighting a poor RB up last weekend. This hit looks exactly like a hit stick hit did when Madden first introduced it into the game. The game is Willamette vs Southern Oregon, a game Willamette won 31-9. Also, the announcers are hilarious.

(good looks on the tip @ballinisahabit)

Crazy lateral punt return FTW. Dude who caught the punt should get the praise because he almost took it back himself. Swag. Also, sick block bro.

High School football brawl in Pennsylvania. Two things to note, the announcers that are as calm as can be, and the dude jumping out of the stands and running towards the field at the end of the video.

Saturday, September 17, 2011


(good thing we are not betting with this guy, that's the first Jacksonville photo that comes up, yikes)

DG the gutterman himself is back to make everyone some money on the NFL. Below is the easiest way to make money in America today. Just read the post, and place the bets. Easy money.

Jets -2.5 vs the Jaguars
Baltimore +1/2 @ Titans

Although everyone knows Luke McCown is an all-world quarterback, the Jets defense should handle him easily. They will just have to key in on Jones-Drew. Jets easily win this game at home.
Baltimore last week made the steelers look silly. They forced 100 turnovers last week, this week they might force 1,000. Sorry Matt Hasslebeck, but hey look on the good side, your wife is hot. Baltimore goes into Tennessee, and gets an easy win.

If you do not like money, please do not make this bet. This bet is for those of us that enjoy swagging around with a pocket full of cash.

Friday, September 16, 2011

In Case You Missed It

Hopefully you didn't miss this but if you did, this is Coastal Carolina head coach David Bennett giving an epic press conference speech last week. Enjoy the video, it is incredible.

2 Team Teaser

(Dominique Whaley, Stud)

Well if your smart your already up some honest coin money, after LSU beat Miss State last night. After watching that game it is pretty clear that LSU has one of the best defenses in the country and they are going to be a very tough team to beat this year.

Now, moving onto this weekend. Below is my two team teaser for Saturdays games. This week we are going to put our money on two stud QB's. Landry Jones and Andrew Luck.


Oklahoma vs Florida State +4
Both teams are really good, but Oklahoma is the #1 team in the nation for a reason. Last year Landry Jones proved he can handle the Oklahoma offense and this year he is off to a great start. EJ Manuel is the QB for FSU and he has been great this year for the Seminoles, but the edge has to go to Jones because of his experience. Don't forget about one of the best WR's in the country for Oklahoma, Ryan Broyles. Also, I met some girls from Florida State at the bar a couple weeks ago and they were horrible, just horrible. Take Oklahoma here...

Oklahoma 24-19

Stanford vs Arizona -2
ANDREW LUCK. Also, see Zona getting waxed by Justin Blackman and crew last weekend. There is a reason the Colts are tanking the season to get the #1 pick. They NEED Andrew Luck. Plus check this out #beardswag.

Stanford 31 Arizona 20

This is a highlight of Oklahoma Sophmore RB Brennan Clay...swag

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Big Hit Thursday

Here we have a kid from the University of Cumberlands (small NAIA school), laying the lumber. QB led his RB right into this hit and the defender was waiting for him. RB made a decent attempt to catch the ball before he got demolished. Bonus points for the flying mouth guard.

Look for a betting podcast tonight that will look at this weekends games...let's make some money. LSU at Mississippi State tonight, should be a real good game. Spread is 5 in favor of LSU, take that to the bank everyday.

LSU 31 Miss State 21


Friday, September 9, 2011


That title would of been perfect when football actually came back last week. But I've been really lazy, and the Packers vs Saints game got me going last night. This year you will see less writing and hopefully a lot more podcasts.

Not a lot doing this weekend as far as big games are concerned. Biggest game will be Alabama going to Happy Valley to meet the Nittany Lions. Line is -10 for Bama and I would take that to the bank everyday of the week. Game is 330 on Saturday.

Speech and hit below to get the blood flowing


"They are a faceless opponent, they just happen to draw the short end of the straw tonight"

Got some dust in my eye after that one, lots of dust

Monday, January 10, 2011


As bad as the BCS is and as much as we hate it, this game should be incredible.

Cam Newton leads Auburn into this game at 12-0 and Oregon runs into this game with LaMichael James at 12-0.

This game should be very high scoring and close the whole way through.

The X-Factor in this game has to be Cam Newton because he could go Vince Young in the fourth quarter and lead the Tigers to victory.

This is a really tough game to pick but I've got to go with

I think that Oregon wins this one in a high scoring battle...


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Sugar Bowl Prediction

830PM Ohio State vs Arkansas

Ohio State is looking to quiet down some of the bad news they have gotten recently with a win tonight. The NCAA suspended 5 OSU players including QB Terrelle Pryor, and that will be a huge blow for the Bucks next year. Good news for OSU fans is that all of these players have said that they will return next year and will play tonight. OSU will also be playing to beat an SEC team in a bowl game for the first time in their last 9 tries.

The key for OSU tonight is to control the ball on the ground. Pryor is an elite athlete and will need to stay mistake free for OSU to win this game.

Arkansas is led by QB Ryan Mallet. Mallet is a huge dude and will need to play huge for Arkansas to pull this one out tonight. Mallet likes to air it out and if the Razorbacks are going to win he will need to spread the OSU defense out and keep them guessing.

Mallet is an NFL QB with his size, accuracy and strength. Pryor is an NFL wide receiver with his speed, agility and vision. But both of these guys are very good college football QB's right now and this is a great match up.

I think that OSU will control the tempo of this game, keep Arkansas from getting into a rhythm, and win this game in the fourth quarter.

Ohio State 28 Arkansas 22

Orange Bowl Recap

Andrew Luck swagged all over the Virginia Tech defense last night to the tune of 4 TD's and a blowout win for Stanford. He is the #1 pick in this years NFL Draft. Also, 2ndnShort picked the game correctly so hopefully you have some extra money in your wallet.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Orange Bowl Pick

830pm Stanford vs Virginia Tech

Two very good teams square off tonight as Stanford takes on Virginia Tech. This should be a very good game as both teams are coming off of very good seasons.

The matchup of the night will be between the two QB's. Stanford's Andrew Luck is the best QB in the country and he needs to play well for this Stanford offense to fire on all cylinders. Virginia Tech will look for their signal caller Tyrod Taylor to make a difference in this one through the air and with his feet.

Stanford has won 7 games in a row and VT is unbeaten after starting 0-2.

I think the difference in this game will be Andrew Luck, he is the best QB and I think tonight he solidifies his #1 draft pick status and leads Stanford to the W.

Stanford 32 Virginia Tech 24